Stuck at 99 percent. Twice. Then the real thing.

A progress bar that sticks, restarts once, and tests exactly as much patience as a friendship can take.

Almost there

Anna

Worth the wait

Patience tested, patience passed. The thing that was loading was just this: I think you are great.

Tap to play

This one is live. Open it before you write a word.

What is this card, exactly?

It is a small web page, not a video, that you send as a link. A progress bar crawls to 99 percent, sticks, restarts once, and then the real card arrives. You tell us a few things about the person, an AI language model drafts the words in English or Hungarian, and you read the whole card before you pay. You pay once: $4.99, $12.99 or $19.99.

At a glance

Price$4.99, $12.99 or $19.99, paid once. No subscription.
PreviewFree. You read every word before you pay.
What they needA phone or computer with a browser. No app, no account.
How long the link worksBasic: one year (365 days). Premium and Extra: for as long as we exist.
When they get itAs soon as you send the link. With Extra, the card stays closed until the time you choose, to the minute.
LanguagesEnglish or Hungarian, the page and the words alike.

What happens when they open it

Their name, first

The card opens with their name in handwriting. They need no app, no account and no sign-up.

The part they do themselves

A progress bar crawls to 99 percent, sticks, restarts once, and then the real card arrives.

You find out

An email reaches you the moment they open it. Premium and Extra send their reply back to you as well.

The words are written for one person

Starting text

Almost there

Worth the wait

Patience tested, patience passed. The thing that was loading was just this: I think you are great.

Thanks for waiting, Anna.

This is where this occasion starts from. You replace it with what only you know about them, an AI language model drafts the final lines in your language, and you read every word before you pay.

Two other animations for the same words

Pick either of them on the order page. The text stays yours.

The button escapes

One button. It jumps somewhere else every time they reach for it, and after a few tries it gives in.

Open the demo: Happy Halloween

The No runs away

Two buttons. The No slides away from their finger every time, until only the Yes is left.

Open the demo: Will you go out with me?

Pay once, from $4.99

You see the whole card before you pay. Basic keeps the link for a year; Premium and Extra keep it for good and send their reply back to you.

Questions about this card

How long does the joke take?

Under fifteen seconds. Long enough to be funny, short enough that nobody closes the tab.

Do they need an app or an account?

No. The link opens in any browser on any phone. You do not need an account either; we email you the link.

How long does the link work?

Basic: one year. Premium and Extra: for as long as we exist. The person you send it to can also ask us to take it down at any time.