Stuck at 99 percent. Twice. Then the real thing.
A progress bar that sticks, restarts once, and tests exactly as much patience as a friendship can take.
Almost there
Anna
Worth the wait, Anna
Patience tested, patience passed, Anna. The thing that was loading was just this: I think you are great.
Tap to playThis one is live. Open it before you write a word.
What happens when they open it
Their name, first
The card opens with their name in handwriting. They need no app, no account and no sign-up.
The part they do themselves
A progress bar crawls to 99 percent, sticks, restarts once, and then the real card arrives.
You find out
An email reaches you the moment they open it, and again when they get to the end. Premium and Extra send their reply back to you as well.
The words are written for one person
Starting text
Almost there
Worth the wait, Anna
Patience tested, patience passed, Anna. The thing that was loading was just this: I think you are great.
Thanks for waiting, Anna.
This is where this occasion starts from. You replace it with what only you know about them, an AI language model drafts the final lines in your language, and you read every word before you pay.
Two other animations for the same words
Pick either of them on the order page. The text stays yours.
The button escapes
One button. It jumps somewhere else every time they reach for it, and after a few tries it gives in.
The No runs away
Two buttons. The No slides away from their finger every time, until only the Yes is left.
Pay once, from $4.99
You see the whole card before you pay. Basic keeps the link for 30 days; Premium and Extra keep it and send their reply back to you.
Questions about this card
How long does the joke take?
Under fifteen seconds. Long enough to be funny, short enough that nobody closes the tab.
Do they need an app or an account?
No. The link opens in any browser on any phone. You do not need an account either; we email you the link.
How long does the link work?
Basic: 30 days. Premium and Extra: for as long as we exist. The person you send it to can also ask us to take it down at any time.